"Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote in news:pVXDh.126812$tQ1.88938
@fe04.news.easynews.com:
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>>> Women search the house in underwear for strange noises with lights off
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>>> Haunted houses have 3 watt light bulbs
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>>> Good guy or girl is looking wrong way when monster appears
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>>> Everyone gets a good place to park in front of a busy building.
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>>> All guns automatically load themselves, and never run out of ammo
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>>> And yes, if good guy fights bad guys, all bad guys wait in line for
>>> their turn
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>>> Cop partners always fight
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>>> Cop needs bed partner after entering a new case
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>>> You never burn at the beach
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>>> Big shoot-out in streets and no one pays any attention
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>>> Good guys never smile. Bad buys always laugh.
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>> Cows and horses in western movies never seem to need the toilet.
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>> Mercury.
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> Good cowboys wear white hats. bad cowboys wear black
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OMG dont start DS going LOL.
Mercury.
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