| Re: Rolex addendum to movies |
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| Rolex (rolex@astraweb.com) |
2007/02/24 07:25 |
>> Women search the house in underwear for strange noises with lights off
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>> Haunted houses have 3 watt light bulbs
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>> Good guy or girl is looking wrong way when monster appears
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>> Everyone gets a good place to park in front of a busy building.
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>> All guns automatically load themselves, and never run out of ammo
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>> And yes, if good guy fights bad guys, all bad guys wait in line for
>> their turn
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>> Cop partners always fight
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>> Cop needs bed partner after entering a new case
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>> You never burn at the beach
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>> Big shoot-out in streets and no one pays any attention
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>> Good guys never smile. Bad buys always laugh.
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> Cows and horses in western movies never seem to need the toilet.
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> Mercury.
Good cowboys wear white hats. bad cowboys wear black
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