"Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote in
news:AALDh.383106$jd2.94233@fe09.news.easynews.com:
> Women search the house in underwear for strange noises with lights off
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> Haunted houses have 3 watt light bulbs
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> Good guy or girl is looking wrong way when monster appears
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> Everyone gets a good place to park in front of a busy building.
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> All guns automatically load themselves, and never run out of ammo
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> And yes, if good guy fights bad guys, all bad guys wait in line for
> their turn
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> Cop partners always fight
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> Cop needs bed partner after entering a new case
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> You never burn at the beach
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> Big shoot-out in streets and no one pays any attention
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> Good guys never smile. Bad buys always laugh.
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>
Cows and horses in western movies never seem to need the toilet.
Mercury.
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