Women search the house in underwear for strange noises with lights off
Haunted houses have 3 watt light bulbs
Good guy or girl is looking wrong way when monster appears
Everyone gets a good place to park in front of a busy building.
All guns automatically load themselves, and never run out of ammo
And yes, if good guy fights bad guys, all bad guys wait in line for their
turn
Cop partners always fight
Cop needs bed partner after entering a new case
You never burn at the beach
Big shoot-out in streets and no one pays any attention
Good guys never smile. Bad buys always laugh.
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Rolex
"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
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