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Women search the house in underwear for strange noises with lights off

Haunted houses have 3 watt light bulbs

Good guy or girl is looking wrong way when monster appears

Everyone gets a good place to park in front of a busy building.

All guns automatically load themselves, and never run out of ammo

And yes, if good guy fights bad guys, all bad guys wait in line for their
turn

Cop partners always fight

Cop needs bed partner after entering a new case

You never burn at the beach

Big shoot-out in streets and no one pays any attention

Good guys never smile.  Bad buys always laugh.


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Rolex
"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"



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