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Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the
ducks.
Q. What do you call bagpiper with half a brain?
A. Gifted.
Q. What is the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?
A. You can tune the lawnmower, also the owner's neighbours are upset
if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
Q. How many bagpipers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Five. One to do it, and four to criticize his fingering style.
Q. How many bagpipers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Five. One to handle the bulb, the other four to tell him how much
better they could have done it.
Q. How many bagpipers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Five. One to hold the bulb and four to drink until the room spins.
Q. How many bagpipers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one, but he'll spend two hours re-hemping the bulb and
checking for leaks.
Q. How many pipers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1 . . "I can do that"
2 . . "how much better [insert favourite piper] would have done it"
3 . . which setting they would have used.
Q. How many competition judges does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, but rest assured they'll find something wrong with the way
you do it.
Q. How many Pipe Majors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one: he holds it in place and the world revolves around him.
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