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Q. What's the definition of "perfect pitch"?
A. When you toss a set of bagpipes into the bin and they land on an
accordion.
Q. Why did the bagpiper get upset with the drummer?
A. The drummer moved one of the drones and wouldn't tell the piper
which one.
Q. How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
A. Put it in a bagpipe case.
Q. Why do pipe bands tour so often?
A. Keeps assassins guessing.
Q. What is the range of the bagpipe?
A. As far as you can kick it.
Q. What do a bagpipe solo and premature ejaculation have in common?
A. You know its imminent, but you can't stop it.
Q. What's the definition of a quarter tone?
A. A piper's drones.
Q. What do you call a guy who dies and goes to heaven but has to enter
through the kitchen?
A. The piper.
Q. What is the difference between pipers and terrorists?
A. Terrorists usually have sympathizers.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.
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