| Re: Lessons I've learned... |
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| ::darkshadows:: (here@there.net) |
2007/02/23 02:43 |
On Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:50:36 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
wrote:
>"::darkshadows::" <here@there.net> wrote in
>news:p4lst2lki3mhp80rs855upvlq22frl6so2@4ax.com:
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>> Lessons I've learned...
>>
>> I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is
>> stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
>>
>> I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just
>> assholes.
>>
>> I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only
>> suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
>>
>> I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.
>> After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.
>>
>> I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are
>> more fucked up than you think.
>>
>> I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're
>> finished.
>>
>> I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are
>> celebrities.
>>
>> I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is
>> at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to
>> take its place.
>>
>> I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when
>> you're down will be the ones who do.
>>
>> I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their
>> dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.
>>
>> I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they
>> will eventually get arrested and end up in the
>> local paper.
>>
>> I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken
>> from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
>>
>> I've learned to say "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" in 6
>> languages.
>>
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>Dont go to scratch your nose when holding a fork.
>
>Mercury.
Sounds like you speak from experience. LOL
darkshadows
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