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Date: Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:50:36 GMT
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"::darkshadows::" <here@there.net> wrote in
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>
> Lessons I've learned...
>
> I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is
> stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
>
> I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just
> assholes.
>
> I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only
> suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
>
> I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.
> After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.
>
> I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are
> more fucked up than you think.
>
> I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're
> finished.
>
> I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are
> celebrities.
>
> I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is
> at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to
> take its place.
>
> I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when
> you're down will be the ones who do.
>
> I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their
> dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.
>
> I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they
> will eventually get arrested and end up in the
> local paper.
>
> I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken
> from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
>
> I've learned to say "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" in 6
> languages.
>
Dont go to scratch your nose when holding a fork.
Mercury.
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