kidhacker@nym.alias.net (::KidHacker NP-b54) wrote in
news:45f3a76a.10796919.qmail@nym.alias.net:
> On Sat, 17 Feb 2007 18:34:46 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
> wrote:
>
>:>"::darkshadows::" <here@there.net> wrote in
>:>news:46fet2900l4ahf82j10u5dl89b304bbi30@4ax.com:
>:>
>:>>
>:>> I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a
>:>> man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm.
Unfortunately,
>:>> the man-made object never equaled the purity of sound achieved by the
>:>> pig.
>:>>
>:>>
>:>> You have to be deaf in order to really appreciate the bagpipes.
>:>>
>:>>
>:>>
>:>> Piping is my hobby... I'm allowed to be bad at it.
>:>>
>:>>
>:>>
>:>> Bagpipes... the missing link between music and noise.
>:>>
>:>>
>:>>
>:>> If thy neighbour offend thee, give each of his children bagpipes.
>:>> -- Old Scottish Proverb.
>:>>
>:>>
>:>>
Hell
>:>> -- Richard Mao, The Peking Piper PekingPiper@mao.org
>:>>
>:>>
>:>>
>:>> You know you're a piper's wife when he sits in the car with his arm
>:>> around his pipes just like he used to do to you when you were dating.
>:>>
>:>>
>:>>
>:>> You know you're a piper's wife if you are flattered when he gallantly
>:>> pulls a chair from the table you are about to sit at.....and then
puts
>:>> his pipes on it.
>:>>
>:>>
>:>>
>:>> You know you're a piper's wife if he spends his weekends on the band
>:>> bus instead of painting the house.
>:>>
>:>>
>:>>
>:>> An elderly piper is playing while his wife watches. "How long has he
>:>> been playing the pipes?" a bystander asks the wife.
>:>> "Oh, about 60 years, but he spent 40 of those tuning them".
>:>>
>:>
>:>No comment LOL.
>:>
>:>Mercury
>
> WOT?? No comment?? Did Bevo sit on your asthmatic pig?
>
> Anonymous - XU AC-o54
>
> (PS... If you ever wanta see a cat go postal, expose him to about 30
> seconds of bagpipes...)
>
>
And there I was, mistakenly thinking KH was a man of great wisdom and in
the end he is the protector of walking bacon LOL. May the Aten seer off
your hair (if you have any) and give you sunburn on the resulting bald
head LOL.
Mercury.
PS nice to see you knocking around.
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