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| ::darkshadows:: (here@there.net) |
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From: "::darkshadows::" <here@there.net>
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Subject: Re: Short bagpipe jokes/comments
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Date: Sun, 18 Feb 2007 04:44:49 GMT
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On 17 Feb 2007 19:18:01 -0600, kidhacker@nym.alias.net (::KidHacker
NP-b54) wrote:
>On Sat, 17 Feb 2007 18:34:46 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
>wrote:
>
>:>"::darkshadows::" <here@there.net> wrote in
>:>news:46fet2900l4ahf82j10u5dl89b304bbi30@4ax.com:
>:>
>:>>
>:>> I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a
>:>> man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately,
>:>> the man-made object never equaled the purity of sound achieved by the
>:>> pig.
>:>>
>:>>
>:>> You have to be deaf in order to really appreciate the bagpipes.
>:>>
>:>>
>:>>
>:>> Piping is my hobby... I'm allowed to be bad at it.
>:>>
>:>>
>:>>
>:>> Bagpipes... the missing link between music and noise.
>:>>
>:>>
>:>>
>:>> If thy neighbour offend thee, give each of his children bagpipes.
>:>> -- Old Scottish Proverb.
>:>>
>:>>
>:>>
>:>> -- Richard Mao, The Peking Piper PekingPiper@mao.org
>:>>
>:>>
>:>>
>:>> You know you're a piper's wife when he sits in the car with his arm
>:>> around his pipes just like he used to do to you when you were dating.
>:>>
>:>>
>:>>
>:>> You know you're a piper's wife if you are flattered when he gallantly
>:>> pulls a chair from the table you are about to sit at.....and then puts
>:>> his pipes on it.
>:>>
>:>>
>:>>
>:>> You know you're a piper's wife if he spends his weekends on the band
>:>> bus instead of painting the house.
>:>>
>:>>
>:>>
>:>> An elderly piper is playing while his wife watches. "How long has he
>:>> been playing the pipes?" a bystander asks the wife.
>:>> "Oh, about 60 years, but he spent 40 of those tuning them".
>:>>
>:>
>:>No comment LOL.
>:>
>:>Mercury
>
>WOT?? No comment?? Did Bevo sit on your asthmatic pig?
>
>Anonymous - XU AC-o54
>
>(PS... If you ever wanta see a cat go postal, expose him to about 30
>seconds of bagpipes...)
Don't look in the discussion goup then. LOL
darkshadows
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