"::darkshadows::" <here@there.net> wrote in
news:46fet2900l4ahf82j10u5dl89b304bbi30@4ax.com:
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> I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a
> man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately,
> the man-made object never equaled the purity of sound achieved by the
> pig.
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> You have to be deaf in order to really appreciate the bagpipes.
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> Piping is my hobby... I'm allowed to be bad at it.
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> Bagpipes... the missing link between music and noise.
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> If thy neighbour offend thee, give each of his children bagpipes.
> -- Old Scottish Proverb.
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> -- Richard Mao, The Peking Piper PekingPiper@mao.org
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> You know you're a piper's wife when he sits in the car with his arm
> around his pipes just like he used to do to you when you were dating.
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> You know you're a piper's wife if you are flattered when he gallantly
> pulls a chair from the table you are about to sit at.....and then puts
> his pipes on it.
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> You know you're a piper's wife if he spends his weekends on the band
> bus instead of painting the house.
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> An elderly piper is playing while his wife watches. "How long has he
> been playing the pipes?" a bystander asks the wife.
> "Oh, about 60 years, but he spent 40 of those tuning them".
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No comment LOL.
Mercury
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