| Short bagpipe jokes/comments |
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| ::darkshadows:: (here@there.net) |
2007/02/17 10:41 |
I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a
man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately,
the man-made object never equaled the purity of sound achieved by the
pig.
You have to be deaf in order to really appreciate the bagpipes.
Piping is my hobby... I'm allowed to be bad at it.
Bagpipes... the missing link between music and noise.
If thy neighbour offend thee, give each of his children bagpipes.
-- Old Scottish Proverb.
-- Richard Mao, The Peking Piper PekingPiper@mao.org
You know you're a piper's wife when he sits in the car with his arm
around his pipes just like he used to do to you when you were dating.
You know you're a piper's wife if you are flattered when he gallantly
pulls a chair from the table you are about to sit at.....and then puts
his pipes on it.
You know you're a piper's wife if he spends his weekends on the band
bus instead of painting the house.
An elderly piper is playing while his wife watches. "How long has he
been playing the pipes?" a bystander asks the wife.
"Oh, about 60 years, but he spent 40 of those tuning them".
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