| Re: For Rolex, Mephi and Mercury --- Now And Then |
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| Rolex (rolex@astraweb.com) |
2007/02/16 19:24 |
> You OLD folks should be able to relate to this one....
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> Now And Then
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> THEN: Long Hair
> NOW: Longing for hair.
Rolex: No hair where
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> THEN: The perfect high.
> NOW: The perfect high yield mutual fund.
Rolex: One snort and asleap
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> THEN: Keg.
> NOW: EKG.
Rolex: Peow
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> THEN: Acid Rock.
> NOW: Acid Reflux.
Rolex: Acid Rolex
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> THEN: Moving to California because it's cool.
> NOW: Moving to California because it's warm.
Rolex: Bitch about snow
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> THEN: You're growing pot.
> NOW: Your growing pot.
Rolex: Growing a pot bellie
> THEN: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents.
> NOW: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children.
Rolex: Watching with grandkids
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> THEN: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
> NOW: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
Rolex: Trying not to look into mirror
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> THEN: Seeds and stems.
> NOW: Roughage.
Rolex: Sewage
>
> THEN: Popping pills, smoking joints.
> NOW: Popping joints.
Rolex: Aching joints
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> THEN: Our president's struggle with Fidel.
> NOW: Our president's struggle with fidelity.
Rolex: Struggle to get it up
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> THEN: Paar.
> NOW: AARP.
Rolex: Where's that checkbook ?
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> THEN: Being caught with Hustler magazine.
> NOW: Being caught with Hustler magazine.
Rolex: Lost toilet paper, used old magazine
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> THEN: Killer weed.
> NOW: Weed killer.
Rolex: Aching back pulling weeds
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> THEN: Hoping for a BMW.
> NOW: Hoping for a BM.
Rolex: Hoping for a BJ
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> THEN: The Grateful Dead.
> NOW: Dr. Kevorkian.
Rolex: Anna Nicole Smith
>
> THEN: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
> NOW: Getting a new hip joint.
Rolex: Need glasses to roll a joint
>
> THEN: Rolling Stones.
> NOW: Kidney stones.
Rolex: Gull Stones
>
> THEN: Being called into the principal's office.
> NOW: Calling the principal's office.
Rolex: Call on cell phone, but can't find it
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> THEN: Screw the system!
> NOW: Upgrade the system.
Rolex: Crash the system
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> THEN: Peace sign.
> NOW: Mercedes logo.
Rolex: Honda logo
>
> THEN: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.
> NOW: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.
Rolex: Wear rediculous wig
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> THEN: Take acid.
> NOW: Take antacid.
Rolex: Take two, there're small
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> THEN: Passing the driver's test.
> NOW: Passing the vision test.
Rolex: Passing Gas
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> THEN: Swanson's Mushy chicken in an aluminum platter.
> NOW: Lean Cuisine's Mushy chicken in a plastic bag.
Rolex: Campbell's noodle soup
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> THEN: "Whatever"
> NOW: "Depends"
Rolex: I forgot
Rolex
"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
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