but nothing he did seemed to work. He went to the vet and asked how he
could get them to reproduce. The doctor replied that he should hump
the females so they wouldn't be scared of the males. The man felt
uneasy about this, but he decided if that's what the vet said, he
should try.
That night he took 2 female pigs out into the woods and humped them.
He came back and got 2 more and he humped them, too. Finally he got
the last 2 female pigs and humped them so hard it made his penis raw.
This continued for the next few days, and the man was upset because he
getting satisfied by the pigs. But after 3 weeks he noticed the pigs
still hadn't mated, so now he just decided to give it one more try. He
went out into the woods with all 6 of the pigs, and right there in
front of them, he masturbated. Then he humped them so hard it made his
penis ache and the pigs' behinds red.
The next day he was in the bathroom masturbating when all of a sudden
his wife interrupted, saying, "Honey, you won't believe this, but
there are 6 pigs in the car, and one is beeping the horn."
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