| Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk... |
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| ::darkshadows:: (here@there.net) |
2007/02/14 08:59 |
Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk...
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time
management course you sent me."
"Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got
here just in time!"
"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm."
"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
"I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."
"Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem."
"The coffee machine is broken..."
"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
" ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
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