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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree
begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son
of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot
tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,
"Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech
or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small
tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It
is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

--
Rolex
"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"



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