On Wed, 14 Feb 2007 13:44:15 GMT, "Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote:
>Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree
>begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son
>of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot
>tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,
>"Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech
>or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small
>tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It
>is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
G*R*O*A*N
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