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Date: Wed, 24 Jan 2007 15:18:27 GMT
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On Wed, 24 Jan 2007 15:04:47 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
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>> The Doctor Says
>>
>> "This should be taken care of right away."
>> I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and
>> profitable that I want to fix it before it curse itself.
>>
>> "Welllllll, what have we here..."
>> Since he hasn't the foggiest notion of what it is, the Doctor is
>> hoping you will give him a clue.
>>
>> "We'll see."
>> First I have to check my malpractice insurance.
>>
>> "Let me check your medical history."
>> I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more
>> time with you.
>>
>> "Why don't we make another appointment later in the week."
>> I need the money, so I'm charging you for another office visit.
>>
>> "I really can't recommend seeing a chiropractor."
>> I hate those guys mooching in on our fees.
>>
>> "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."
>> Since he hasn't the faintest idea of what to do, he is trying to
>> appear thoughtful while hoping the nurse will interrupt.
>> (Proctologist also say this a lot.)
>>
>> "We have some good news and some bad news."
>> The good news is he's going to buy that new BMW, and the bad news is
>> you're going to pay for it.
>>
>> "Let's see how it develops."
>> Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured.
>>
>> "Let me schedule you for some tests."
>> I have a 40% interest in the lab.
>>
>> "I'd like to have my associate look at you."
>> He's going through a messy divorce and owes me a small fortune.
>>
>> "How are we today?"
>> I feel great. You, on the other hand, look like hell.
>>
>> "I'd like to prescribe a new drug."
>> I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea.
>>
>> "If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call."
>> I don't know what the hell it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.
>>
>> "That's quite a nasty looking wound."
>> I think I'm going to throw up.
>>
>> "This may smart a little."
>> Last week two patients bit through their tongues.
>>
>> "Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we?"
>> I can't remember your name, nor why you are here.
>>
>> "This should fix you up."
>> The drug salesman guaranteed that it kills all symptoms.
>>
>> "Everything seems to be normal."
>> I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.
>>
>> "I'd like to run some more tests."
>> I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve
>> this one.
>>
>> "Do you suppose all of this stress could be affecting your nerves?"
>> He thinks you are crazy and is hoping to find a psychiatrist who will
>> split fees.
>>
>> "Why don't you slip out of your things."
>> I don't enjoy this any more than you do, but I've got to warm my
>> fingers up somehow.
>>
>> "If those symptoms persist, call for an appointment."
>> I've never heard of anything so disgusting. Thank God I'm off next
>> week.
>>
>> "There is a lot of that going around."
>> My God, that's the third one this week. I'd better learn something
>> about this.
>>
>
>
>"There is a 6 month waiting list."
>
>I am not treating this old fool, he has only paid his taxes for 50 years
>and must therefore come after all illegal asylum seekers, immigrants,
>social benefit fraudsters, unmarried women, junkies and ethnic minorities.
>
>Mercury.
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the rock this morning.
LOL,
darkshadows
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