"::darkshadows::" <over@there.net> wrote in
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> On Wed, 24 Jan 2007 15:04:47 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
> wrote:
>
>>"::darkshadows::" <over@there.net> wrote in
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>>> Subject: The Doctor Says.....(but is thinking)
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>>>
>>> The Doctor Says
>>>
>>> "This should be taken care of right away."
>>> I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and
>>> profitable that I want to fix it before it curse itself.
>>>
>>> "Welllllll, what have we here..."
>>> Since he hasn't the foggiest notion of what it is, the Doctor is
>>> hoping you will give him a clue.
>>>
>>> "We'll see."
>>> First I have to check my malpractice insurance.
>>>
>>> "Let me check your medical history."
>>> I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more
>>> time with you.
>>>
>>> "Why don't we make another appointment later in the week."
>>> I need the money, so I'm charging you for another office visit.
>>>
>>> "I really can't recommend seeing a chiropractor."
>>> I hate those guys mooching in on our fees.
>>>
>>> "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."
>>> Since he hasn't the faintest idea of what to do, he is trying to
>>> appear thoughtful while hoping the nurse will interrupt.
>>> (Proctologist also say this a lot.)
>>>
>>> "We have some good news and some bad news."
>>> The good news is he's going to buy that new BMW, and the bad news is
>>> you're going to pay for it.
>>>
>>> "Let's see how it develops."
>>> Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured.
>>>
>>> "Let me schedule you for some tests."
>>> I have a 40% interest in the lab.
>>>
>>> "I'd like to have my associate look at you."
>>> He's going through a messy divorce and owes me a small fortune.
>>>
>>> "How are we today?"
>>> I feel great. You, on the other hand, look like hell.
>>>
>>> "I'd like to prescribe a new drug."
>>> I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea.
>>>
>>> "If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call."
>>> I don't know what the hell it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.
>>>
>>> "That's quite a nasty looking wound."
>>> I think I'm going to throw up.
>>>
>>> "This may smart a little."
>>> Last week two patients bit through their tongues.
>>>
>>> "Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we?"
>>> I can't remember your name, nor why you are here.
>>>
>>> "This should fix you up."
>>> The drug salesman guaranteed that it kills all symptoms.
>>>
>>> "Everything seems to be normal."
>>> I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.
>>>
>>> "I'd like to run some more tests."
>>> I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve
>>> this one.
>>>
>>> "Do you suppose all of this stress could be affecting your nerves?"
>>> He thinks you are crazy and is hoping to find a psychiatrist who
>>> will split fees.
>>>
>>> "Why don't you slip out of your things."
>>> I don't enjoy this any more than you do, but I've got to warm my
>>> fingers up somehow.
>>>
>>> "If those symptoms persist, call for an appointment."
>>> I've never heard of anything so disgusting. Thank God I'm off next
>>> week.
>>>
>>> "There is a lot of that going around."
>>> My God, that's the third one this week. I'd better learn something
>>> about this.
>>>
>>
>>
>>"There is a 6 month waiting list."
>>
>>I am not treating this old fool, he has only paid his taxes for 50
>>years and must therefore come after all illegal asylum seekers,
>>immigrants, social benefit fraudsters, unmarried women, junkies and
>>ethnic minorities.
>>
>>Mercury.
>
> Someone woke up on the wrong side of the rock this morning.
>
> LOL,
> darkshadows
>
Nope I was my usual happy self chatting merrily to Y for some time. LOL.
Mercury.
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