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> Subject: The Tooth Fairy
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> Wed, 24 Jan 2007 13:59:31 GMT Xref: core-easynews alt.fan.rolex:72945
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> The Tooth Fairy
>
> Dear _________________,
>
> Thank you for leaving [ ] tooth/teeth under your pillow last night.
>
> While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of
> lost or stolen children's teeth, we were unable to process your
> request for the following reason(s) indicated below:
>
> ( ) the tooth could not be found
>
> ( ) it was not a human tooth
>
> ( ) we do not think that pieces of chicken bone are very funny
>
> ( ) we were unable to approach the tooth due to excessive odor
>
> ( ) the tooth has previously been redeemed for cash
>
> ( ) the tooth did not originally belong to you
>
> ( ) the tooth fairy does not process fingernails
>
> ( ) your request has been forwarded to the Nerve Ending Fairy for
> appropriate action
>
> ( ) you were overheard to state that you do not believe in the tooth
> fairy
>
> ( ) you are age 12 or older at the time your request was received
>
> ( ) the tooth is still in your mouth
>
> ( ) the tooth was guarded by a vicious fairy-eating dog at the time
> of our visit
>
> ( ) no nightlight was on at the time of our visit
>
> ( ) the snacks provided for the tooth fairy were not satisfactory, or
> were missing
>
> ( ) we discovered evidence of unsafe tooth extraction as follows:
>
> [ ] string
>
> [ ] pliers
>
> [ ] gunpowder
>
> [ ] hammer marks
>
> [ ] chisel
>
> [ ] part of skull attached to tooth
>
> [ ] no dental care
>
> ( ) other reason
>
> Instead of the usual cash redemption, we have provided the following
> certificate which you may attempt to exchange at a retail store near
> you. Thank you for your request, and we look forward to serving you in
> the future.
>
> Sincerely,
>
>
>
> The Tooth Fairy
>
Idiot???? Why did you not look in the glass on the bathroom shelf??.
Mercury.
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