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Subject: The Human Body
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Date: Sat, 20 Jan 2007 13:27:13 GMT
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One day, all the human body parts started arguing about who was on
top...
The mouth said, ''I should be on top because, without me, you wouldn't
be able to eat.''
Then the stomach said, ''Ya but if it weren't for me, you wouldn't be
able to digest and transfer all the minerals and vitamins throughout
the body, I should be on top.''
Then the heart said, ''I should be on top because I'm the one who
takes the blood from point A to point B. Without me, the body would
die.''
Then the brain said, '' Well, without me, you wouldn't be able to
move, eat, digest or allow circulation of blood, so I should be on
top.''
Now, the asshole was beginning to get annoyed, ''You know, I should
be on top because I can just shut my hole and then shit will
accumulate and block the digestive track and screw all of you up.''
It was chaos, everyone was yelling and fighting.
Finally, the asshole got fed up, ''That's it, I'm fed up, I'm shutting
up my hole.''
So for a few days, the body couldn't shit and the brain had trouble
moving, the stomach digesting, the mouth eating and the blood flow
going, everyone was begging the asshole to open up,
The brain said, ''Please open up, you made your point, your on top,
just open up.''
The asshole smiled, ''So everyone agrees that I'm on top?''
''YES'' everyone shouted.
''OK!'' so the asshole opened up and the body could shit again.
The moral of this story is, you have to be an asshole to be on top...
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