Mr. Bradley and his wife have moved to a new apartment in a new
building on the 11th floor. The building wasn't yet completed since
the elevator wasn't yet installed. So they had to take up the
furniture through the emergency stairway. With difficulties and sweat,
and by the end of the day, they managed to complete the task. Mrs.
Bradley wanted to do laundry so she asked Mr. Bradley to be a good boy
and go down to Mr. Peabody's new store and buy her soap detergent. Mr.
Bradley went down the stairway from the 11th. floor and entered Mr.
Peabody's new store.
Mr. Bradley : "Hello Mr. Peabody. I would like some soap detergent for
my wife."
Mr. Peabody : "What brand name is your washer machine?"
Mr. Bradley : "Why??.. I don't know ... Why? "
Mr. Peabody : " I can't sell you soap detergent unless you told me the
make of your washer machine. I have a store to run and I care about
its reputation Mr. Bradley.
Mr. Peabody continued to refuse to sell Mr. Bradley soap detergent
unless he told him the make of his washer machine.
So Mr. Bradley became very angry and had to leave and go all the way
back up the stairway to get what Mr. Peabody wanted. When he found out
the brand of his washer machine, he went back all the way down and
told Mr. Peabody the his washer machine's make was (GENERAL ELECTRIC).
Mr. Peabody : " What's the voltage. Is it 110 or 220 volts?"
Mr. Bradley : " I don't know and I don't care! ... Just sell me the
stupid detergent!!!!..."
Mr. Peabody : " I can't.. I just can't risk the reputation of my new
store. You have told tell me the voltage of your washer machine."
So angrily... Mr. Bradley had to go all the way back up to find out
the voltage. As he was going down the stairway, sweating like a dog,
he met one of his neighbors, Sam. Sam was naked waist down, and very
angry, carrying a toilet seat and going down the stairs also sweating
like a dog.
Mr. Bradley : " SAM.... what in the world is going on? why are you
naked waist down and carrying a toilet seat?"
Sam : " Leave me alone Mr. Bradley... I'm very angry right now and
don't feel like answering." Mr. Bradley kept insisting on Sam to tell
him, but Sam kept quite and was getting angrier until they both
entered Mr. Peabody's store.
Sam quickly went in, very angry and stood in the middle of the store
and yelled as loud as he could saying : " Well Mr. Peabody.... Here's
my toilet seat and also here's my ass... NOW.... WOULD YOU PLEASE SELL
ME MY TOILET PAPER??"
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