A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.
"What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the
cop. "I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act." "Oh
yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you do it." The juggler gets
out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his
wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!
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