Road Sign
A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the side of
the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:
The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now, before it's too late!
As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious
nuts!"
From the curve ahead, they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
The priest turns to the pastor and asks, "Do you think the sign should just
say: 'Bridge Out'?"
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"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
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