On Tue, 12 Dec 2006 15:07:32 GMT, "Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote:
>Onions & Christmas Trees
>
>A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how
>many kinds of boobies are there?
>The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's 3 kinds of
>breasts.
>In her 20's, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In
>her 30's to 40's they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
>After 50, they are like onions."
>"Onions?"
>"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
>
>This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, "Mum,
>how many kinds of 'willies' a re there?"
>The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
>through 3 phases.
>In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his
>30's and 40's, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50's,
>it is like a Christmas tree."
>"A Christmas tree?"
>"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."
Boy did your Mother put your Dad and you in your place Rolex.
LOL,
darkshadows
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