Path: news.nzbot.com!not-for-mail
From: "::darkshadows::" <a@b.c>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rolex
Subject: Re: Onions and christmas trees
Organization: theshadowlands
Reply-To: any@where.org
Message-ID: <h39un2lrnh2ijb1mj3alh0blb90cgdp08u@4ax.com>
References: <TAzfh.446816$g12.74952@fe06.news.easynews.com>
X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 4.1/32.1088
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
Lines: 29
X-Complaints-To: abuse@easynews.com
X-Complaints-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly.
Date: Tue, 12 Dec 2006 21:53:09 GMT
Xref: news.nzbot.com alt.fan.rolex:2968
On Tue, 12 Dec 2006 15:07:32 GMT, "Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote:
>Onions & Christmas Trees
>
>A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how
>many kinds of boobies are there?
>The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's 3 kinds of
>breasts.
>In her 20's, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In
>her 30's to 40's they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
>After 50, they are like onions."
>"Onions?"
>"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
>
>This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, "Mum,
>how many kinds of 'willies' a re there?"
>The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
>through 3 phases.
>In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his
>30's and 40's, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50's,
>it is like a Christmas tree."
>"A Christmas tree?"
>"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."
Boy did your Mother put your Dad and you in your place Rolex.
LOL,
darkshadows
|
|