On 29 Nov 2006 22:18:01 -0600, "::Y-Not::"
<%+16$-Y-Not@here_and.there> wrote:
>In article <k9dsm2thqbfo79fruthid4fno0mej7knfs@4ax.com>,
>::darkshadows:: wrote:
>
>> A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when
>> she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
>> cemetery.
>> A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about
>> 50 feet behind the first one.
>> Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a
>> leash.
>> Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single
>> file.
>>
>> The woman couldn't stand her curiosity, and respectfully approached
>> the woman walking the dog and said,
>> "I am so sorry for your loss. I know now is a bad time to disturb you,
>> but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
>>
>> "My husband's."
>>
>> "What happened to him?"
>>
>> The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
>>
>> She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
>>
>> The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
>> husband when the dog turned on her."
>>
>> A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two
>> women.
>>
>> "Can I borrow the dog?"
>>
>> "Get in line."
>>
>>
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>>
>>
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>Woof!
>
>
>Y Not ;-)
meeeooooow!
darkshadows
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