In article <k9dsm2thqbfo79fruthid4fno0mej7knfs@4ax.com>,
::darkshadows:: wrote:
> A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when
> she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
> cemetery.
> A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about
> 50 feet behind the first one.
> Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a
> leash.
> Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single
> file.
>
> The woman couldn't stand her curiosity, and respectfully approached
> the woman walking the dog and said,
> "I am so sorry for your loss. I know now is a bad time to disturb you,
> but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
>
> "My husband's."
>
> "What happened to him?"
>
> The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
>
> She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
>
> The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
> husband when the dog turned on her."
>
> A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two
> women.
>
> "Can I borrow the dog?"
>
> "Get in line."
>
>
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>
>
Woof!
Y Not ;-)
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