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From: ::darkshadows::
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Subject: Re: Ask a Texan
Date: Fri, 17 Nov 2006 12:02:28 -0800
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On Fri, 17 Nov 2006 13:42:17 GMT, "Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote:
>Two Texans were having lunch at their favorite restaurant when they noticed
>a young woman at the next table having trouble breathing. One of the Texans
>got up, walked over to her table, took her face in his big Texan hands and
>said, "Kin ya swaller?"
>She shook her head 'no.'
>"Kin ya breath?"
>Again she shakes her head 'no.'
>Suddenly, the Texan grabbed her around the waist with one of his big Texan
>hands, turned her over, pulled up her skirt, and licked her right on the
>bottom!
>The young woman was so shocked that she coughed, causing the food to
>dislodge!
>The big Texan, straightened up her skirt, turned her right side up, tipped
>his hat and returned to his seat.
>His companion sitting there, is stunned:
>"I have never seen anything like that in my whole life!" he says to his
>heroic friend.
>"Yep, I tell ya, that Hind Lick maneuver works every time!"
I luv it Rolex!!!!
darkshadows
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