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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <anywhere@uwant2.com>
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Subject: Dumb Move
Date: Thu, 29 Sep 2005 22:10:22 -0500
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Dumb Move
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his
throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of
golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole; we both sliced our balls
into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was
rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its
rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there
was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the
middle of the cow's butt."
"That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this
looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that!"
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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