In article <Fzw_e.25588$o11.778@fe01.news.easynews.com>, Rolex
<Rolex@webmaster.com> wrote:
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> Subject: Drinks Show Your Personality
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>
> Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
>
> Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
> personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they
> concurred on almost all counts.
>
> The results:
>
> Drink: Beer
> Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach:
> Challenge her to a game of pool.
>
>
> Drink: Blender Drinks
> Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid
> her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
>
>
> Drink: Mixed Drinks
> Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste;
> knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her.
> If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................
>
>
> Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
> Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your
> Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
>
>
> Drink: White Zinfandel
> Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has
> NO clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be
> an easy target.
>
>
> Drink: Shots
> Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally
> drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been
> blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
>
>
> Drink: Tequila
> No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
>
>
>
>
> THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very
> simple and clear cut:
>
>
> Domestic Beer:
> He's poor and wants to get laid.
>
>
> Imported Beer:
> He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
>
>
> Wine:
> He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him
> get laid.
>
>
> Whiskey:
> He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
>
>
> Tequila:
> He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
>
>
> White Zinfandel:
> He's gay
>
>
> --
> "May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
> Rolex
>
TOOTHLESS?
By the way, thanks again for the dragon pics. Since the kid I gave the
first batch to just accidentally erased the drive in which they
inhabited, I expect he will be by soon, to get them again, and all the
rest you've posted. :-)
Take care,
Y Not
"If at first you don't succeed,
spit it out,
and suck on another seed."
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