In article <bp1kj1tr0cfa33u25h9dkn8jk9rn1uunnq@4ax.com>, F._Monk_
<no@any.way> wrote:
> On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 19:49:24 -0500, Lil Stinker NP-g07
> <anywhere@uwant2.com> wrote:
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> >Two New Offices
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> >Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading,
> >"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
> >
> >The town fathers were not too happy with the sign, and they proposed
> >"Hysteria and Posteriors."
> >
> >The doctors didn't find it acceptable, so they suggested "Schizoids
> >and Hemorrhoids."
> >
> >The town didn't like that either and countered with "Catatonics and
> >High Colonics."
> >Thumbs down again. By now the story was in the papers, and suggestions
> >began rolling in:
> >"Manic-depressives and Anal-retentive."
> >"Minds and Behinds."
> >"Lost Souls and A**holes."
> >"Analysis and Anal Cysts."
> >"Queers and Rears."
> >"Nuts and Butts."
> >"Freaks and Cheeks."
> >"Loons and Moons."
> >
> >None of these satisfied one side or the other, but they finally
> >settled on:
> >"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
> >
> >
> >
> >Lil Stinker
> > "just havin' fun!"
>
> :)
>
> hiding this from Y nyet?
>
> luvya
>
> F.
Can't do that. It's been posted before. I liked it then, too.
Y Not ;-)
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