On Wed, 28 Sep 2005 03:00:39 GMT, F._Monk_ <no@any.way> wrote:
>On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 19:49:24 -0500, Lil Stinker NP-g07
><anywhere@uwant2.com> wrote:
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>>Two New Offices
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>>Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading,
>>"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
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>>The town fathers were not too happy with the sign, and they proposed
>>"Hysteria and Posteriors."
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>>The doctors didn't find it acceptable, so they suggested "Schizoids
>>and Hemorrhoids."
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>>The town didn't like that either and countered with "Catatonics and
>>High Colonics."
>>Thumbs down again. By now the story was in the papers, and suggestions
>>began rolling in:
>>"Manic-depressives and Anal-retentive."
>>"Minds and Behinds."
>>"Lost Souls and A**holes."
>>"Analysis and Anal Cysts."
>>"Queers and Rears."
>>"Nuts and Butts."
>>"Freaks and Cheeks."
>>"Loons and Moons."
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>>None of these satisfied one side or the other, but they finally
>>settled on:
>>"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
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>>Lil Stinker
>> "just havin' fun!"
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>:)
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>hiding this from Y nyet?
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>luvya
>
>F.
Nope.
I've posted it before in a slightly different form some time ago in
the Fort.
Besides he strolls by here too.
Some jokes I just like to repost here and some of the jokes I'd like
to post from time to time don't quite belong in the Fort.
As Sebastian says.....I kiss you nose.....SMOOCH!
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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