On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 19:49:24 -0500, Lil Stinker NP-g07
<anywhere@uwant2.com> wrote:
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>Two New Offices
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>Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading,
>"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
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>The town fathers were not too happy with the sign, and they proposed
>"Hysteria and Posteriors."
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>The doctors didn't find it acceptable, so they suggested "Schizoids
>and Hemorrhoids."
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>The town didn't like that either and countered with "Catatonics and
>High Colonics."
>Thumbs down again. By now the story was in the papers, and suggestions
>began rolling in:
>"Manic-depressives and Anal-retentive."
>"Minds and Behinds."
>"Lost Souls and A**holes."
>"Analysis and Anal Cysts."
>"Queers and Rears."
>"Nuts and Butts."
>"Freaks and Cheeks."
>"Loons and Moons."
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>None of these satisfied one side or the other, but they finally
>settled on:
>"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
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>Lil Stinker
> "just havin' fun!"
:)
hiding this from Y nyet?
luvya
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