In article <le7hj1t4nem9sll3vv10f901vhbukv0igj@4ax.com>, Lil Stinker
NP-g07 <anywhere@uwant2.com> wrote:
> Aging Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent
> over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would
> just kill herself and join him in death.
> Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she
> took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself
> in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place.
> Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and
> burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to
> just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said,
> "Your heart would be just below your left breast."
> Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a
> gunshot wound to her knee.
>
> Lil Stinker
> "just havin' fun!"
On an opposite note, there was a joke about Phillis Diller:
She had so many facelifts, she had to start shaving.
A famous comedian said that. He didn't write it. :-)
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