On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 20:54:56 -0500, Lil Stinker NP-g07
<anywhere@uwant2.com> wrote:
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>Be Well Informed!!
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>A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he
>stopped and offered her a lift, which she accepted. She got in and
>crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg.
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>The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling
>the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him
>and immediately said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest was
>flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his
>hand.
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>Changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once
>again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" Once again the priest
>apologized, "Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak."
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>Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance
>and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed
>to retrieve a bible and looked up Psalm 129.
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>It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
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>Moral of the story:
>Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great
>opportunity
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>Lil Stinker
> "just havin' fun!"
So, there IS some good stuff in the Bible :)
Felonious
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