| There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer |
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2006/09/27 09:06 |
There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting
together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the
train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there
were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then
there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When
the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman
were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his
hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: 'The Scottish fella must have kissed
Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to
kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.'
And the Scotsman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train
goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that
English b**tard again .
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