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Date: Wed, 06 Sep 2006 22:15:37 GMT
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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's
used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several
empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA
magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun
shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls
-- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I
don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the
blood.
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better
wait outside.
--
Rolex
"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
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