On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 22:15:37 GMT, "Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote:
>HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
>
> 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's
>used size 14-16 work boots.
>
> 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several
>empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA
>magazines.
>
> 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
>magazine.
>
> 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
> Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun
>shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls
>-- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I
>don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the
>blood.
>
> PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better
>wait outside.
For added effect. Put a few dents and holes looking like teeth marks
in the dog dishes.
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