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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <anywhere@uwant2.com>
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Subject: Santa Claus
Date: Fri, 23 Sep 2005 23:52:53 -0500
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Santa Claus
Little Bobby got a brand new bike for Christmas and was riding around
the small town area when a police officer on a horse road up to him.
"Hello there young man, did you get that bike from Santa Clause?"
Bobby was very proud of his bike and replied with a smile, "Why yes I
did."
The officer was not a very jolly man and said, "My son, you do not
have any reflector lights on that pretty bike of yours, I am going to
have to write you a citation. Next time you might want to tell Santa
that if he gives you a new bike ever again, he might want to put
reflector lights on it!"
Little Bobby was quite upset and replied back, "Hey officer, did Santa
give you that horse for Christmas?" The officer thought that this was
humorous, so he thought he play along, "Why yes he did."
Bobby then said to him, "Well next time why don't you tell Santa to
put the dick on the bottom rather than the top of the horse!"
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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