On Fri, 23 Sep 2005 21:57:41 GMT, "Rolex" <Rolex@webmaster.com> wrote:
>A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
>
>- A half-gallon of 2% milk,
>- A carton of eggs,
>- A quart of orange juice,
>- A head of romaine lettuce,
>- A 2 lb. can of coffee,
>- And a 1 lb. package of bacon.
>
>As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out,
>a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in
>front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases,
>the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
>
>The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
>intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
>
> She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
>unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
>her marital status.
>
>Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
>you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
>
>
>The drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly."
he wasn't drunk enough otherwise she would have looked beautyful :)
Felonious
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