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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <anywhere@uwant2.com>
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Subject: Stuttering
Date: Sat, 17 Sep 2005 21:11:53 -0500
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Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says
that an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter,
no other animal in the world does this.
Johnny's hand shoots up. "Not correct, Miss!" he says.
"Please explain, Johnny," replies the teacher.
"Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my cat on the
verandah. The neighbors' Great Dane came around the corner, and my cat
went "ffffffffff! ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!", and before he could say
"FUCK OFF!", the dog ate him!"
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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