On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for
their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook
it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some
flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift.
She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a
box of candy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son, Little
Rolex. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She
touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she
asked.
"No," Little Rolex answered.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it
champagne?" she asked.
"No," he answered.
Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"
Little Rolex replied, "A puppy!"
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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