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Date: Fri, 30 Jun 2006 21:36:30 GMT
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The Bear NP-g13 <thebear@cave.com> wrote in
news:pan.2006.06.30.19.52.44.312500@cave.com:
> THE MOMMY TEST I was out walking with my 4 year
> old son. He picked up something off the ground and
> started to put it in his mouth. I took the item away
> from him and I asked him not to do that. "Why?" my
> son asked. "Because it's been laying outside, you
> don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably
> has germs" I replied. At this point, my son looked
> at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do
> you know all this stuff?" "Uh," ...I was thinking
> quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the
> Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let
> you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or
> 3 minutes, but he was evidently pondering this new
> information. "OH... I get it!" he beamed, "So if you
> don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."
> "Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face
> and joy in my heart.
>
>
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And who says sexism is dead LOL. Great humour.
Mercury.
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