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From: "::Y-Not::" <%+14$-Y-Not@here-and.there>
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Subject: Re: Headline News for year 2029
Date: 15 Jun 2006 23:39:01 -0500
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In article <kjdkg.49544$ii4.19362@fe08.news.easynews.com>, Rolex
<rolex@twebmaster.com> wrote:
>
> Headlines
>
> from the year 2029!
>
> Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest
> country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
>
> White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's
> third language.
>
> Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped.
>
> Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
>
> Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more
> years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
>
> France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
>
> Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally,
> but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
>
> George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
>
> Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail
> delivery to sunny Wednesdays only.
>
> 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
>
> Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
>
> Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed,
> they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
>
> Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
>
> Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
>
> Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. IQ raised to 27.
>
> IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
>
> Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
>
>
> --
> Rolex
> "May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
>
I'll keep this one too. Thanks!
Y Not :-)
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