On Thu, 15 Jun 2006 23:36:02 -0500, ::Y-Not:: wrote:
> In article <4491e86e$0$74457$bb4e3ad8@newscene.com>, Daytek
> <Daytek@isp.com> wrote:
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>> Poster: Rolex
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>> > A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
>> > over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four
>> > hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a
>> > partial sponge bath.
>> >
>> > Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
>> >
>> > Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here
>> > to wash your upper body and feet."
>> >
>> > He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
>> >
>> > Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
>> > she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
>> >
>> > She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in
>> > the other, lifting and moving them around.
>> >
>> > Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
>> > Sir !!"
>> >
>> > The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
>> > "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very
>> > closely......
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>> > "A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ? "
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>> This is a keeper!
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> Absulutely!
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> Y Not :-)
I all most spit my coffee out, yep this is a keeper
thanks Rolex
"The Bear" alive and well
third planet from the sun"
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