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Subject: Re: More Fantastic schoolboly jokes!!
From: Lil Stinker <anywhere@uwant2.net>
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Date: Sat, 03 Jun 2006 16:38:39 GMT
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WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high> wrote in
news:Xns97D7ACD68498FOlympusorg@140.99.99.130:
> Roll back the carpet, move the glassware, we dont want you knocking
> everything over when you are rolling about in total hysterics do we?
> LOL
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> Mercury.
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> What do you find u a clean nose?
> FINGERPRINTS!!.
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> Why did the toilet paper roll downhill?
> TO GET TO THE BOTTOM!!
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> Mommy Mommy!! Dad has just been run over by a steamroller!!
> OK JUST SLIDE HIM UNDER THE DOOR!!
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> Mommy Mommy!! Daddy's on fire!!
> QUICK!! GO AND GET THE MARSHMALLOWS!!
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> Mommy Mommy!! My head hurtS!!
> THEN DON'T STAND IN FRONT OF THE DARTBOARD!!
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> Mommy Mommy!! why cant we give Grandma a decent funerl?
> SHUT UP AND KEEP FLUSHING!!
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> Doctor Doctor!! I feel like a tennis racquet!
> YOU DO APPEAR TO BE A BIT HIGHLY STRUNG!!
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> Doctor Doctor, I keep stealing things!
> TAKE 2 OF THESE AND IF IT PERSISTS BRING ME A COMPUTER!!
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> Doctor Doctor my stomach aches!
> STOP BELLYACHING!!
>
> It ewas salad for school lunch today, so what did they say?
> LETTUCE PRAY!
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Good thing I have not eaten yet.
LOL,
Lil Stinker
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