Roll back the carpet, move the glassware, we dont want you knocking
everything over when you are rolling about in total hysterics do we? LOL
Mercury.
What do you find u a clean nose?
FINGERPRINTS!!.
Why did the toilet paper roll downhill?
TO GET TO THE BOTTOM!!
Mommy Mommy!! Dad has just been run over by a steamroller!!
OK JUST SLIDE HIM UNDER THE DOOR!!
Mommy Mommy!! Daddy's on fire!!
QUICK!! GO AND GET THE MARSHMALLOWS!!
Mommy Mommy!! My head hurtS!!
THEN DON'T STAND IN FRONT OF THE DARTBOARD!!
Mommy Mommy!! why cant we give Grandma a decent funerl?
SHUT UP AND KEEP FLUSHING!!
Doctor Doctor!! I feel like a tennis racquet!
YOU DO APPEAR TO BE A BIT HIGHLY STRUNG!!
Doctor Doctor, I keep stealing things!
TAKE 2 OF THESE AND IF IT PERSISTS BRING ME A COMPUTER!!
Doctor Doctor my stomach aches!
STOP BELLYACHING!!
It ewas salad for school lunch today, so what did they say?
LETTUCE PRAY!
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