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Date: Sun, 21 May 2006 06:48:17 GMT
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WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high> wrote in
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> Teacher. Alec, why does having a dream about football matach make
> youlate for school?
> Alec. Because they played extra time Sir.
>
> P.E.Teacher. Why didn't you stop that ball?
> Goadlkeeper. That's what the net is for isn't it?
>
> Teacher. Billy, give me a sentence using the word disposition.
> Billy. I always play in goal because I like playing in disposition.
>
> Teacher. How many seasons are there in 1 year?
> Billy. Two Sir, football and cricket.
The kid ain't normal....cricket?
> What team to you support?
> I support my legs because they support me.
Did I miss something here?
> Our school team now have two chinese boys on the team.
> Chinese footballers? asked his friend.
> Yes, We won Once and How Long Since.
>
> Boy. If there is a referee in football, and an umpire in cricket, what
> is it in bowls?
> Goldfish.
Weird kids....weird country....cricket?.....bowls?
> BOY. When was tennis mentioned in the bible?
> Teacher. I dont know.
> Boy. When Joseph served in Pharaohs court.
I bet the teacher was just mummified with this response. Probably even
came unraveled.
> I know it's dangerous to swim on a full stomach so after lunch I swim
> on my back.
>
> Why did Cinderella get thrown out of the rounders team?
> Because she ran away from the ball.
>
> What has 11 heads and runs round screaming?
> A school hockey team.
>
> Teacher. Why didn't you jump the long jump boy?
> Boy. Because I'm short sighted.
>
> I'e got a terrible cold, I wont be able to do the high jump.
> Why.
> I can even clear my throat.
>
> Two little brothers were talking about their school. The youngest one
> said "I'm fed up with the P.E. teacher.
> Why, asked his brother
> He has only one answer to my problems "Gym'll fix it.
> (note this joke requires high intellect so should only be read by the
> British) LOL.
Jim is the school trainer?
> Don't leave, they get worse LOL.
You're kidding, right?
> Mercury.
>
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